“I heard that Smints make your cum taste minty”
^^^ Might be something to get going as a rumour at some stage ^^^
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Are they called smints cause they’re small mints do we think?
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Damn you I was just about to do this gag
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Smints always remind me of Primavera.
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Establishing shot of a fancy restaurant, we cut to a nervous looking couple on a first date
“So, what do you do then?”
“Well, this is going to sound weird and I promise I’m not bragging”
“Oooh, this is intriguing…”
“Well, do you remember Smints?”
“What, those little mints that came in the weird dispenser box thing?”
“Yeah, that’s the one, anyway, I’m the person that invented the technology for the box dispensers, came up with it years ago and I’ve been living off the patent ever since!”
“Wait, you thought that would sound like a brag? That you came up with a shitty little plastic box?”
“I’m sorry, what?”
“Those boxes are shit mate, the mints are shit as well for that matter, shit box, shit mints, fuck off”
“I… Erm… Shall we skip starters then?”
SCENE
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Sugarfree, I googled it
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A potential tagline for a Smints advertising campaign:
“Don’t just stand there for God’s sake, can’t you see these children need Smints!”
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Did you hear that they’re making new fruity Smints? They’re going to call them “Fruit Smints”
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The Royal Smint
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“Can you just try this, does this Smint taste off to you?”
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I heard that too
fizzly cummies {◕ ◡ ◕}
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Don’t think I’ve ever eaten mentos.
AND I am quite the fan of science.
Gimme a couple of days
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I’m so Smintoyou I can barely breathe
-Ariana Grande
What happens if I have a glass of diet coke nearby an- yknow what abandon reply
Kids and grown ups love it so, the happy world ot Smints
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If you like a lotta chocolate on your biscuit, still eat Smints
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Smint
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Have a break, have a smint-smant
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Sminternational Man of Mystery
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