No thank you, I’m a vegetarian
Have they got security tags on?
Yeah, they’ve got security tags on.
They look a little bit like fish out of water.
“even though they’ve been killed, smoked and packaged up, the plucky salmon still endeavors to get back to the river of its birth”
The inspiration to Louis Armstrong’s song finally revealed
Smoke (d salmon) on (near) the water.
The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)
Do you think Salman Rushdie eats salmon rosti?
I’ll pay 1 (one) pound for the lot
Smoked salmon on the street
Boiled gammon in the sheets
Very very cheap
Better than bus stop quiche
Shut your damn mouth
For some reason best known to itself my brain has now replaced “Uptown funk” with this and is singing it to me.