Smoked Salmon

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No thank you, I’m a vegetarian

Have they got security tags on?

Yeah, they’ve got security tags on.

Stoked Sammon

They look a little bit like fish out of water.

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“even though they’ve been killed, smoked and packaged up, the plucky salmon still endeavors to get back to the river of its birth”

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The inspiration to Louis Armstrong’s song finally revealed

Which song?

Smoke (d salmon) on (near) the water.

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The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

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Do you think Salman Rushdie eats salmon rosti?

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I’ll pay 1 (one) pound for the lot

Smoked salmon on the street
Boiled gammon in the sheets

Very very cheap

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Better than bus stop quiche

Shut your damn mouth

For some reason best known to itself my brain has now replaced “Uptown funk” with this and is singing it to me.

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