"Snitches get Stitches" - An "X gets Y" thread

Spiders get ciders

Say literally whatever you want in this thread

Tones get moans

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If there’s time to lean, there’s time to clean!

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Pricks get kicks

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Accountants get shout outs

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Time flies when you’re having pies!

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Good fucking grief

Hippies run chippies

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Lobsters get mobsters

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Conquistadors get more…feasts…indoors?

I’m not sure what I’m doing here.

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That’s good!

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Knobs get cobs

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Mengil Manhides Manflayers get Troll Slayers

(based on my recent Dark Elf vs Dwarf game)

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Whiners get shiners.

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Ants get pants

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Mash gets smash

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Gassy prats get sassy hats

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Shakespeare’s tongue gets lots of laughs

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Cats get rats

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Mats get hats

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