So, apparently these days you can't even knock one out in your own back garden

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#1

The sooner we’re out of the EU the better.


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#2

‘handyman’

indeed


#3

was that pic taken in said garden?


#4

It’s political correctness gone mad


#5

Clicked on the thread assuming balonz was back :frowning:


#6


#7

No pissing involved


#8

Foxhole Academy sounds like it could be some sort of specialist movie


#9

-----THREAD—CLOSED-----


#10

Hang on, I was nearly there.


#11

Health and safety gone mad - surely a man’s garden shed is his very own wanking castle, neighbours be damned…


#12

can’t he just apologise to his neighbours and agree to wank in his house in future?


#13

The Voice of Reason.


#14

Would this be regarded differently if it was conventional sex in a garden? I feel like it would be.


#15

what if they had stolen the bag of women’s clothing together and enjoyed him trying them on as a mutually nourishing and healthy sex activity?


#16

The Great Garden Wanking Poll[poll type=regular]

  • I haven’t and would never have a hand shandy (or do some gusset typing) in my back garden. What kind of person do you think I am?
  • I haven’t done but I may well strike a blow for freedom and give it a go this evening.
  • I have done but only as a callow youth, I’m above that sort of thing now.
  • I have done and will continue to do so, neighbours be damned
  • I’m doing so right now
    [/poll]

#17

obviously I don’t know the full circumstances but it seems a bit unreasonable to call the police on this one.


#18

describing her office as “very messy”.

hmm


#19

Not only that but apparently she’s now facing a teaching ban? Her husband sounds like a bit of a wasteman but that’s a bit harsh


#20

one in the hand is worth two in the bush

(senseless, i know)