So, apparently these days you can't even knock one out in your own back garden



The sooner we’re out of the EU the better.

Wednesday. Wed. News. Day




was that pic taken in said garden?


It’s political correctness gone mad


Clicked on the thread assuming balonz was back :frowning:



No pissing involved


Foxhole Academy sounds like it could be some sort of specialist movie




Hang on, I was nearly there.


Health and safety gone mad - surely a man’s garden shed is his very own wanking castle, neighbours be damned…


can’t he just apologise to his neighbours and agree to wank in his house in future?


The Voice of Reason.


Would this be regarded differently if it was conventional sex in a garden? I feel like it would be.


what if they had stolen the bag of women’s clothing together and enjoyed him trying them on as a mutually nourishing and healthy sex activity?


The Great Garden Wanking Poll[poll type=regular]

  • I haven’t and would never have a hand shandy (or do some gusset typing) in my back garden. What kind of person do you think I am?
  • I haven’t done but I may well strike a blow for freedom and give it a go this evening.
  • I have done but only as a callow youth, I’m above that sort of thing now.
  • I have done and will continue to do so, neighbours be damned
  • I’m doing so right now


obviously I don’t know the full circumstances but it seems a bit unreasonable to call the police on this one.


describing her office as “very messy”.



Not only that but apparently she’s now facing a teaching ban? Her husband sounds like a bit of a wasteman but that’s a bit harsh


one in the hand is worth two in the bush

(senseless, i know)