#13

The Voice of Reason.

#14

Would this be regarded differently if it was conventional sex in a garden? I feel like it would be.

#16

The Great Garden Wanking Poll[poll type=regular]

  • I haven’t and would never have a hand shandy (or do some gusset typing) in my back garden. What kind of person do you think I am?
  • I haven’t done but I may well strike a blow for freedom and give it a go this evening.
  • I have done but only as a callow youth, I’m above that sort of thing now.
  • I have done and will continue to do so, neighbours be damned
  • I’m doing so right now
    [/poll]
#17

obviously I don’t know the full circumstances but it seems a bit unreasonable to call the police on this one.

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#18

describing her office as “very messy”.

hmm

#19

Not only that but apparently she’s now facing a teaching ban? Her husband sounds like a bit of a wasteman but that’s a bit harsh

#20

one in the hand is worth two in the bush

(senseless, i know)

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#21

Vaguely related but where does the expectation of privacy lie as far as this sort of thing is concerned presumably a garden is not the same as say, being in-front of a window curtains open…asking for a friend.

#22

can you imagine carrying on there after all the kids know your husband got caught wanking though?

#23

To be fair that’s the sort of thing kids make up about their teachers anyway.

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#24

being a teacher is probably the worst job on earth

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#25

I don’t know whether this still applies or not, but:

#26

no garden, just a communal bin area. but I’m willing to give it a go in the name of freedom.

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#27

That seems to imply that you can go at it with impunity in your garden just so long as you can’t be seen from the street, so unlucky neighbours!

#28

Call me a horrible weirdo and this man is obviously a bit weird but I’m still struggling to understand why you can’t wank anywhere on your own property

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#29

Think I’ve more or less exhausted all potential opinions I could have on the internet now.

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#30

I assume it’s the same as you could be done for exposing yourself if you stand naked in your front window for all to see?

#31

more portions. more wanking.

ruffers/profk alliance 2022.

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#32

I blame the Tories for the relaxing of planning laws allowing more buildings to overlook gardens, they have really shot themselves in the foot with this one.

#33

the idea of you worriedly reviewing the legislation in 2003 has really tickled me ribs.

PERVE.