So I've just been told I've had a package delivered. Now here is the problem.

Hermes forced a bag containing 2x Fat bottles of bike you dirty minded fucker lube through my letterbox the other day. I was in as well.

I’ve got a load of flour arriving shortly - it’ll be in a thick paper bag in a cardboard box, but I want to store it in the bag but if that gets wet I can’t and it’s 25kg so it’s gonna be tricky to find an alternative. I’m going to hover near the door so it doesn’t even have to get put on the floor I reckon


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23 draft emails?

Probably started writing them when I was drunk and gave up.

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Drunk at 4 minutes past 8. Very impressive!

Thread ideas just waiting for their moment in the sun.