So last night a mate of mine asked on Facebook if anyone knew a local electrician

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I remember after I got dumped by an electrician, the spark just wasn’t there any more.

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Oh wait, this isn’t that thread is it?

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Lost my job as an electrician
Which is sad but I’m trying to keep myself grounded

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Our one got knocked off a ladder by an old person on a mobility scooter and they just drove/rode(?) off!

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Well at least they weren’t too badly injured to operate a vehicle.

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Just offered our electrician a coffee and he said he didn’t need one because he was already wired

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My electrician asked me to advertise his business on drownedinsound.com so I said I’d give him a plug

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My electrician is a bit dim. The lights are on but there’s no one home.

(I’m not very good at these)

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Had to get rid of ours - they had a bit of a short fuse

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Our electrician said he didn’t do a bad job on our light switch but it’s absolutely shocking.

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Been calling up my electrician repeatedly about a job he half finished but he’s just left me in the dark.