not at all, she had bumped into my new live in gf although i think she thought she might have moved out by now.
oh and thenduring conversation asked us if we were considering having children?!?!?!
‘eh, no, not right now anyway’ :slight_smile:

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no real beef, i just know thyere seem to be some kinda unwritten british etiquette regarding what time you can phone folk and what have you

I really hope you introduce your missus to people as your live-in girlfriend. Proper Partridge-y.

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“I love you… in a way.”

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Should put this in the ‘winding up your partner’ thread but I often pull this out when my wife tells me she loves me.

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^this, or ‘I love…spending time with you’

Perfectly acceptable

Is her new flat mates (I just wrote that as flates, it could be a terrible new portmanteau) boundary issues that they don’t have any? Or have they divided the living room with a piece of string like the classic sitcom set up?

new flat mate has apparently been going through her stuff when she’s not there to try and find proof that she’s smoking in the flat.

It’d be quite awkward if she wasn’t smoking in her flat, but it was the smell from your flat below.

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I’d say that’s less ‘boundary issues’ and more ‘get the fuck out of my flat’.

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well yeah, but this was someone in need. no rules, man.

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yeah i told her to get her new flat mate tae fuck.

i’m with you on this paisan

this chick…any good?

at talking etc?

The Mango doesn’t take callers after the watershed, its not on! Also how do you know which one is the nutter, the flat mate upstairs might saying the same about her?

I remember getting this call from a chick I was barely seeing at 1.30am one night. I say barely seeing - we had been out for a coffee once.

I asked her what the fuck she was doing calling me at 1.30am on a tuesday. she said she was pissed. I said I couldn’t give a shit. she called me a boring bastard and said I could forget about another date.

sounds like she was hoping for some sexy results

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Haha fair point :slight_smile: