So May dancing, why does she do it to herself


#1

I am no position to criticise as I am a bad dancer but why do politicians do it to themselves


#2

All tories are very uncanny Valley when they try to pretend they’re human


#3

bet she had someone killed for setting this up


#4

It really does look like she is a robot, I imagine when she actually does the robot it must be amazing


#5

those shoes are straight :fire:


#6

It’s you! It’s May! And it’s dancing!


#7

this is going to be so heavily giffed


#8

I know I cant wait


#9


#10

I was thinking shape-shifting lizard rather than robot, but either works


#11

Politicians can’t win with stuff like this.

She dances well: May struts her stuff amid Brexit CRISIS
She dances badly: May’s robotic dancing reflects STAGNANT policy
She refuses to dance: JOYLESS HUSK May humiliates nation

I have no sympathy for any Tory who embarrasses themselves when they walk on their hind legs like people but it’s one of those things that won’t ever end well for her.


#12


#13

EDIT: I got Senor Dingdonged


#14

EDIT: looks a bit weird without 2xespresso’s one too


#15

That is how weird all dancing looks to me


#16


#17

So terrible

At least Charles made a decent attempt


#18

This is the most respect I’ve ever had for him.

Aside from that tampon letter, mad respect for that too.


#19

If your going to do it go all out


#20

When she dies I’m gonna call her a bad dancer and I don’t care what you think about that.