#40

Well, I… Well

#41

My friend was in Victoria Park today! She said it was rammed.

#42

Was she on roller skates? (It was packed, yeah. Felt very weird tbh)

#43

Some real friendly ducks in the lakes out there. 3 in particular would always swim up as I walked past, seemed like they werw trying to make friends, but they might have been taking umbrage with me for using their park, while not actually working in Green Park.

#44

Some swans on the lake took umbrage to a white furry collar on one of my coats. I promise it isn’t made of swan.

#45

Whether or not it was made of swan probably didn’t matter to them, merely impersonating a swan is hugely frowned upon with that lot. You might have been in more danger than you could ever have imagined.

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#46

this went viral and had a lot to do with the current wave

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBwJa4rqLEh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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#47

Oh yeah, people seemed to be doing that sort of thing actually.

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#48

I imagine the penalty for unlicenced swanning about would be being pecked to death by a swan firing/pecking squad

#49

An undeniably horrible fate, but just imagine, chronological impossibility notwithstanding, telling your grandchildren that you died from a fatal pecking, as punishment for merely resembling a swan, and the vengeance those grandchildren would seek. Not sure I’m willing to go anywhere near Green Park until this situation has calmed down.

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#50

A dude rollerblades at the museum quite often, and he looks like he’s having the time of his life and I respect that

#51

How do you feel about this, Tone?

#52

I’m into it

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#53

I thought you would be

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#54

My friend has got a skater girl gang, it looks like so much fun. Always wanted to be able to roller skate or roller blade but never been able to :sob:

#55

I had some sick in line skates in the 90s. Loved 'em

#56

Never too late to skate

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#57

roller derby is a fun thing to go and watch

#58

Didn’t realise there was a difference between roller skates and roller blades

#59

Yeah, there’s a difference about the wheels

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