and this crazy character shows up
do you invite him in?
- yes
- no
note: he lives for barbecues
and this crazy character shows up
note: he lives for barbecues
In the garden
He’s brought a lot of beer, he looks pleasant enough, sturdy boots and a shirt that will complement the gatden. Why not?
Inconceivable, I hate barbecues.
shit beer
shit shirt
shit waistcoat
no one knows him so it would be awkard
also - he is rude!
PISS OFF M8
Anyone who brings that much booze regardless of quality is alright by me.
Chuckling away at this being part of a judgement of bbq guests.
Jesus Christ mate.
Looks like he’d start on about Brexit after a few of those Fosters.
They’re the second most overrated things imaginable, after bacon.
You’re going to meet me, pal. In your fucking nightmares!
Then they will become dreams.
looks a bit fatty, too much so for the barbecue
I don’t know him
Bacon? Fair.
BBQs? You’ve obviously never had a good one, and for that I feel so deeply sorry for you.
I think they’re flawed in principle. I don’t like eating outdoors. Or being around people.
By the way, he was a founder member of Black Lace but back when they were an experimental CAN-influenced 8-piece. He left before they ‘sold out to the man’ and consequently missed out on the glory years of headlining Butlins and supporting Bucks Fizz. He mostly keeps a low profile these days and spends his time crashing other peoples barbecues. If you ask him nicely he’ll play you a bit of blues harmonica and tell you about the time he invented punk.
so-
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Just look at him and getting judging mate.
oh dont worry i have