So say you where having a barbecue

and this crazy character shows up

do you invite him in?

  • yes
  • no

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note: he lives for barbecues

In the garden

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He’s brought a lot of beer, he looks pleasant enough, sturdy boots and a shirt that will complement the gatden. Why not?


I’ve always wanted to meet @anon29812515


Inconceivable, I hate barbecues.

shit beer
shit shirt
shit waistcoat
no one knows him so it would be awkard
also - he is rude!


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Anyone who brings that much booze regardless of quality is alright by me.


Chuckling away at this being part of a judgement of bbq guests.

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Jesus Christ mate.

Looks like he’d start on about Brexit after a few of those Fosters.


They’re the second most overrated things imaginable, after bacon.

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You’re going to meet me, pal. In your fucking nightmares!

Then they will become dreams.

looks a bit fatty, too much so for the barbecue

I don’t know him

Bacon? Fair.
BBQs? You’ve obviously never had a good one, and for that I feel so deeply sorry for you.

I think they’re flawed in principle. I don’t like eating outdoors. Or being around people.

By the way, he was a founder member of Black Lace but back when they were an experimental CAN-influenced 8-piece. He left before they ‘sold out to the man’ and consequently missed out on the glory years of headlining Butlins and supporting Bucks Fizz. He mostly keeps a low profile these days and spends his time crashing other peoples barbecues. If you ask him nicely he’ll play you a bit of blues harmonica and tell you about the time he invented punk.


  • invite him in (no harmonica!)
  • invite him in blues harmonica and all
  • call the police

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Just look at him and getting judging mate.

oh dont worry i have

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