So there was this woman and she was on an aeroplane

and she was flying to meet her fiance seaming high above the largest ocean on planet earth.
She was seated next to this man she had tried to start conversations,
but the only thing she had really heard him say was to order his Bloody Mary.
She was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country
that she couldn’t even pronounce the name of.
And she was feeling very bored and despondent.
And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out,
and they started just falling thirty-thousand feet,
and the pilots on the microphone and he’s saying “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, oh my god… I’m sorry” and apologizing.
And she looks at the man and says “Where are we going?” and he looks at her and he says “We’re going to a party.
It’s a birthday party. It’s your birthday party.
Happy birthday darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.”
And then he starts humming this little tune

it kind of goes like this: 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

https://youtu.be/NIGMUAMevH0?si=0HhNyMHLlRj1xiRT

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*aeroplane

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That’s what I said

Incredible work.

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Knew what this was gonna be

clicked.

was not disappointed.

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Glad to be of service

I did not expect that video, in retrospect, I should have excepted that video.

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what’s going on here?

Nothing much

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thank you

feel like, even as someone who did NOT get the reference, I was half expecting that video

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Punchline: “I can’t operate on this boy, he’s my son!”

Saved you a click

it was a dagger made of ice

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