So you know the crimp area of a stapler?

(as seen here)

Did you know that if you turn a stapler upside down there is a button thing you can press to turn the crimp area around so that you can staple documents which are only to be temporarily stapled? You can also staple more pages.

Banal?

Yeah, I knew that.

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Me too.

One of the first stapler things i learned

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this is gonna be a long afternoon

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WELL THAT’S THE LAST FUCKING TIME I TRY TO BE HELPFUL

honestly, you people

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Trekker News.

thought you were gonna say you could store staples in the handle

Last time you used a stapler

  • Today
  • This week
  • This month
  • This year
  • This decade
  • This century
  • dunno m9

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Probably in July which was the last time I did any actual work.

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I’m guessing it was this year but really I don’t know.

Did you know that Staples, the stationers, take their name from the humble staple?

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last time you were in a staples

  • day
  • week
  • month
  • year
  • decade
  • I’ve never been in a staples
  • I’m gonna click this one because fuck you

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Earlier today, after printing off a draft to scribble on.

Sometimes review things on screen, sometimes on a printout. Absolutely no pattern to it. I’m so random wot am I like lol

prick

Ever known someone with the surname Staples?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Possibly, dunno, cant remember

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When loading a stapler, I like to pretend im loading a gun

  • YES
  • NO

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Would anyone buy a product that was a Hole-Punch/Stapler hybrid?

  • I would buy a Hole-Punch/Stapler hybrid
  • I might buy a Hole-Punch/Stapler hybrid
  • I would not buy a Hole-Punch/Stapler hybrid
  • I would like to buy a Hole-Punch/Stapler hybrid but I probably couldn’t afford one
  • If a Hole-Punch/Stapler hybrid existed I would like the chance of renting one before committing to a purchase
  • I need more information about this Hole-Punch/Stapler hybrid before voting
  • I cannot publicly disclose this information
  • I don’t understand the question

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