So your boss has taken the day off unexpectedly

#1

How much do you take the piss? How much are you able to take the piss?

#2

My boss is in now and I’m already absolutely taking the piss, so don’t expect there’ll be any change

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#3

I’m a hydration enthusiast. I’m ALWAYS taking the piss.

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#4

My boss hardly ever takes leave except at Christmas when he disappears for about a month.

It took me an hour this morning to realise he isn’t in today, which is a whole hour of pointless work-feigning.

I’m going to have an extra long lunchbreak and probably go home an hour early. Might do some work though.

#5

I don’t care anymore at all. I just try and annoy the people I dislike

#6

Not at all, sadly. Would just mean I have two jobs to do for the day, one of which I don’t really know how to do.

#7

I haven’t had a boss since I started this job in Feb. I have 90 minute lunch breaks, do fuck all and work 9 till 4 instead of 9-5.

#8

I’d usually celebrate by taking my top off.

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#9

Seen my boss twice this year both outside of work

#10

I feel like this is the perfect pisstake length

It’s not the standard hour

But it’s not, like, “fuck it, I’ll give myself two hours”

It’s carefully considered

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#11

I’m approx an hour away from leaving the office going to an Escape Room followed by pub lunch with my team and boss so I reckon taing the piss levels are already pretty high today.

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#12

my boss does all my work

#13

THAT DON’T IMPRESS-AH ME MUCH!

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#14

i am the boss

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#15

I’m leaving early to “work” the rest of the day at home.

#16

My boss is the one who takes the piss.

#17

I think there should be a Friday WFH rota. Every fucker is WFH today.

#18

Read this in the voice of Walter White.

#19

A little. Take a longer lunch, maybe. My work doesn’t allow for much slacking.

#20

I am the boss. I went to the gym at lunchtime and then went for a waxing and was out of the office for a lot longer than an hour. Double that. I’d encourage anybody in our team to do the same if they can manage their diary to make it work- we all work extra hours outside of the 9-5 (lol) so I’m a big fan of slacking wherever possible. Wooo.
I do remember the unbridled joy when my horrid boss at a previous firm was off on holidays. I didn’t so much take the piss but I did get upset at how much I enjoyed my job and loved going to work when he wasn’t there. Solidarity with anybody who is going through that set of feelings right now- it’s horrid x