So you've got a clone!

What are you doing with it?
For argument’s sake it’s not sentient.

Have sex with it then eat it.

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Workplace stand in

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record an album with it, have sex with it and then eat it.

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Wish for infinite clones

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I don’t think I could manage a whole clone. And God knows I don’t have the fridge space for one, either.
Would slice a little bit off. Just enough for a taste.

And then have sex with it.

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record an album with it, send it to Currys to pick up a chest freezer, have sex with it, then eat some of it, freeze the rest.

this is a logistical nightmare tbh

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THAT DON’T IMPRESSA ME MUCH

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Get it to post on here while I take it from behind.

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Think you’re all overestimating your clones.
Not sentient. No thoughts. Just exists. It is a complete copy of you but without the feelings or brainpower.
You’d be better off sending a rock to Currys.

Beat the shit out of the fucking prick

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Just hang out together. Reckon I’d be a better friend to myself outside of my own head, if that makes sense?

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Might perform some cosmetic surgery on it to see ifI should get the procedures myself (before I beat the shit out of the prick I guess)

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That does make sense!
Unfortunately in this scenario the clone can’t even talk. It just about breathes and blinks, but that’s it.

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can it do the painting and decorating…?

Removing hair from places I can’t see, putting my clothes away, dealing with all mobile phone notifications and taking M to and from places for me.

Um. Maybe. If it’s a simple job.

No thanks sounds well creepy

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tennis

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No, complete blank canvas

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