you’re assuming i haven’t already

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My clone would attend meetings for me during the day (just the pointless ones). I would probably find a way to train it to fight. I’m already 6’4, so a ripped doppelganger to follow me around as a bodyguard and smite my enemies would be a useful addition to my survival package once society collapses in on itself. I would probably fuck it.

Think there might be a really weird graphic novel in this.

Can everyone stop using their clone for unpaid labour and nefarious deeds, please.
Your clone is you, treat yourself with kindness

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Probably blow it up with dynamite and fake my own death.

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I’d use it to ring all my friends and start a band

Knew this would be a @kermitwormit thread

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Three hours too late

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Next time I see you I’m going to beat the crap out of you until you promise to be nicer to yourself!!

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fuck, I’d really feel sorry for my clone. One of me is quite shit enough thanks.

This is lovely content, thank you @bears!

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That’s not true richie, you’re great!

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I’d probably use him as a get rich quick scam as before and after photo models.
Hair products, fitness regimes, tattoos, tattoo removals etc all at no risk to me.
Oh or if there was a food I wasn’t sure I’d like I’d let him try a bit first.

haven’t read the thread but I don’t want a clone, thanks

You’re too kind Kerms.

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What if he convinces me I’m the clone?

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Well… are you?

I feel like it’s a 50/50 chance that I am and I gotta say I don’t like those odds

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Can’t believe no ones posted the spiderman pic yet

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tbh i’d probably suck it off

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