#115

My clone would attend meetings for me during the day (just the pointless ones). I would probably find a way to train it to fight. I’m already 6’4, so a ripped doppelganger to follow me around as a bodyguard and smite my enemies would be a useful addition to my survival package once society collapses in on itself. I would probably fuck it.

Think there might be a really weird graphic novel in this.

#116

Can everyone stop using their clone for unpaid labour and nefarious deeds, please.
Your clone is you, treat yourself with kindness

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#117

Probably blow it up with dynamite and fake my own death.

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#119

I’d use it to ring all my friends and start a band

#120

Knew this would be a @kermitwormit thread

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#121

Three hours too late

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#122

Next time I see you I’m going to beat the crap out of you until you promise to be nicer to yourself!!

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#123

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#124

fuck, I’d really feel sorry for my clone. One of me is quite shit enough thanks.

#125

This is lovely content, thank you @bears!

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#126

That’s not true richie, you’re great!

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#127

I’d probably use him as a get rich quick scam as before and after photo models.
Hair products, fitness regimes, tattoos, tattoo removals etc all at no risk to me.
Oh or if there was a food I wasn’t sure I’d like I’d let him try a bit first.

#128

haven’t read the thread but I don’t want a clone, thanks

#129

You’re too kind Kerms.

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#130

What if he convinces me I’m the clone?

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#131

Well… are you?

#132

I feel like it’s a 50/50 chance that I am and I gotta say I don’t like those odds

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#133

Can’t believe no ones posted the spiderman pic yet

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#134

tbh i’d probably suck it off

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#135

Hi guys
Not read the whole thread
But I’d probably give it a haircut and then have sex with it
Thanks

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