Fair enough, I haven’t really thought this through.
taxidermy/clothes horse…?
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i hadnt bothered to read the non-sentient bit.
I guess there’s nothing left but to fuck then eat it.
why are we denying our clones sentience in this fantasy scenario?
actually maybe rent it out to sickos who hate me
So people feel less guilty about fucking and then eating it
Is the clone a younger, sexier me or is it just me as I am now?
get it to stay at home as an ironclad alibi whilst I go off committing all sorts of crime
(the crime would be fun and or good crime, dw)
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As you are now.
So very young and sexy bbz x
Become a comedy magician double act
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DEBBIE MARCKEE
This is a really funny play on the name Debbie McGee btw, I typed it very quickly because I was excited but you should all know it is a very, very good pun
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how much would people pay per hour/day to have a non-sentient version of me to do whatever they want to?
Just eat it then.
Appreciate that but…
Nothing, it’s your sentience that I dig.
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yeah this would be my first choice actually, never have anyone to play tennis with
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Actually I’d probably pay a fiver to kick it in the ballbag.
It already offered me six pounds
Send it to the back garden to function as a scarecrow
I would arrange it in a series of amusing poses for the selfie threads.
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I like it. Not a lot, but it’s good.
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Oh my God, thread was worth it.
Thank you!! 