#41

Send it to the back garden to function as a scarecrow

#42

I would arrange it in a series of amusing poses for the selfie threads.

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#43

I like it. Not a lot, but it’s good.

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#44

Oh my God, thread was worth it.
Thank you!! :smiley:

#45

that’s a pretty good hourly rate. maybe i could set it up at a busy supermarket entrance and get peolpe to queue up, £3 to kick or punch it wherever.

this is getting a bit dark.

#46

I would probably avoid it as much as possible

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#47

So you’d set your helpless clone free, into the wild, all on its own?
This is by far the most brutal answer

#48

Try out different hairstyles

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#49

This is a lovely answer :slight_smile:

#50

You never said I was responsible for its existence

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#51

Just want to make it look slightly different to me before I fuck it and eat it

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#52

Fair point I suppose.
Free range clones it is.
That’d be a fun game. You have a clone, but you have to hunt it down first.

#53

Why do I have to hunt it? Why is hunting so inherent to all of your language relating to your clone?

#54

I’ll just check the nearest toilet. Done.

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#55

Deep self loathing I guess

#56

Send it to apologise for everything

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#57

Ah ok, so we have similar motivations, just different ways of expressing it.

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#58

ITT: People assuming that their clone will be different to them in any way.

Within a few hours they’d be posting here about Star Wars and complaining about the smashing pumpkings

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#59

What if my clone is posting this RIGHT NOW? No one would know! Because I have no personality

#60

Wait. That’s not @Shiggs

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