Soaps polls


#1

I’ve got a theory that nobody watches soaps any more.

This theory has been put into doubt somewhat by several colleagues admitting they watch Hollyoaks. HOLLYOAKS!

Anyway, i’ll list a few, just because i’m interested which are the most and least popular.

I used to quite like Doctors and Corrie, but then life picked up.


#2

Corrie

  • Yep
  • No

0 voters


#3

Eastenders

  • Yes boi
  • Naaah, mate

0 voters


#4

Emmerdale

  • Aye, lad
  • Nay, pal

0 voters


#5

River City

  • Och aye, Jimmeh
  • Nay fookkn way, mon

0 voters


#6

Doctors

  • Yes please
  • No thank-you

0 voters


#7
  • I’ve watched at least one episode of a soap in the last year
  • I haven’t

0 voters


#8

Hollyoaks

  • I’ve got no self-respect
  • Nope

0 voters


#9

Neighbours

  • Too right, sport
  • As if, cobber

0 voters


#10

Home and Away

  • YEAH
  • NO FUCKING CHANCE

0 voters


#11

I watch hollyoaks, gives structure to my day


#12

I’ve said no, but as I’m far, far too busy and successful and important to watch much TV anyway I’m probably not much use to you here.


#13

WWE

  • Soap Opera In Pants - YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
  • Just Pretend sports innit - NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

0 voters


#14

I sometimes accidentally see some Hollyoaks after The Simpsons has finished. I sort of love how utterly unredeemable it is.


#15

Bunch o fuckers!


#16

Reckon I’ve watched 95% of Corrie episodes in the past 30+ years!


#17

Imagine rabid Eastenders fans being very vocal about how good Steve McFadden is, how he’s the best actor on the cast and how if he wasn’t in the main storyline for the big Christmas episode they’d all not watch forever, because HE DESERVES IT clapclapclapclapclap


#18

Cant believe they’re pushing Phil Mitchell AGAIN!


#19

BAH GAWD THAT’S DOT COTTON’S MUSIC!!


#20

I often imagine Grant and Phil being like Undertaker and Kane