Soccer Aid 2018

Bloody love these games.

As usual it’s a who’s who of terrible English TV personalities and legends from the world game.

Robbie Williams
Paddy McGuinness
Michael Owen
Mark Wright
Joe Wicks
Mo Farah
Olly Murs
David Harewood
Damien Lewis
Jamie Redknapp
Danny Murphy
Phil Neville
David Seaman
Wes Brown
Robbie Fowler
Myles Stephenson
Lee Mack
Andrew “Freddie” Flintoff

Usain Bolt
Yaya Toure
Gordon Ramsay
Brendan Cole
Kevin Pietersen
Dan Carter
Martin Compston
Eric Cantona
Ashley Fongho
Hayden Christensen
Robert Pires
Robbie Keane
Ioan Gruffudd

Usain Bolt is using the game as a shop window, hoping a big club will give him a trial so expect him to put 100% in.


  • Serge Kasabian making David Seaman look foolish with a delightful lob
  • Ben Sheppard mistaking the spirit of the game and getting sent off for a couple of horror challenges
  • Jonathan Wilkes being snubbed by the England team this year
  • Woody Harrelson scoring the winning penalty and looking bemused by the whole experience
  • Teddy Sheringham injuring that cunt Gordon Ramsay
  • That cunt Boris Johnson headbutting a German in ze knackers

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looka like david beckham so he’s guaranteed to play just like him

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i had no interest in watching till i read this

could be entertaining

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no mention of jonathan wilkes fighting with edgar davids?

Proper glad Wilkes has been booted out.

It’ll be good to see if Bolt can actually ball

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Ah forgot all about that!

I like your jpg review cows.

state of that pitch

darren bent???

think he was a late addition.

Clive Tyldesely just had a stroke

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what the fuck was Clive doing there

our record signing!

Bolt is mince, bless him

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Johnny foreigner don’t like it up em do they

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“Told you he was Glaswegian…”

Fuck sake.

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Remember when sheringham killed Gordon Ramsey?

Would love a Yaya thunderstrike.

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Tyldesley has gone full Peter finch in network

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