⚽ ⚽ ⚽ ⚽ BPL Opening Weekend Football Thread ⚽ ⚽ ⚽ ⚽



Stop stop they’re already dead


Time for jos-b


(left him on my bench didn’t I ffs)


Oh mate :grinning::smiley::joy::rofl:


ah poor kitschy : D

(actual sincere sentiment)




This is fucking hilarious.


chelsea are so odd, like footballs version of that old farming system. Every third year they have to lie fallow so that they can regrow richer & more fertile the following year


Bournemouth have been fucking shite!!
Shit team selection


Seems i was a little optimistic with 5pm


Ffs The Tottenham fans are wading in now.


Less of Wayne Rooney scoring, thanks Everton.


Odds on Conte going before the end of the window?


Before the end of the game


3-nil at the Bridge though, gee-whizz. Conte’s tracksuit being cursed CONFIRMED.


is that not funny? in the Rooney leaves United, scores loads, whilst we (United) do terribly?


Rooney being terrible anywhere is still going to be the most funny.


Guus Hiddink to take over the second half


Anyone got any streaming sites that aren’t shite?


good season imo