⚽ ⚽ ⚽ ⚽ BPL Opening Weekend Football Thread ⚽ ⚽ ⚽ ⚽

Fucking Manchester United

Lukaku seems like an annoyingly alright bloke too, the fucking twat

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Steady on everyone, there’s nothing yet to suggest this won’t be another baffling 1-1 home draw against a mid-table side…

against?

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‘Uniteds’ are always the worst aren’t they.

Sheffield, West Ham, Manchester, Leeds…

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Kingdom, States…

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Why the fuck did Chelsea sell us Matic :joy::joy::grinning::joy:

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Matic is the best midfielder in world football

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I think it was always pretty obvious that whichever team signed matic was going to win the league

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Fuck me, we’ve scored FOUR. Last time we did that was the day we won the League 1 title two seasons ago.

(And WHAT a goal too. 25 yard thunderbastard into the top corner)

By the way I thought the Spurs away kit is really nice.

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yeah, I thought the boys looked really smart out there tbh.

Because he had one good season in three.

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given Matic’s predictable world beating performance today and yesterday’s result against a bunch of binmen -

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I did wonder what happened to this guy.

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2 good seasons in 3

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I think it was Riedeweld that should have been marking Mounié for his first too. Can’t believe how much space he was left in.

Yeah, I think we deserved it, but had Dann not skied that chance just before the third, I could have easily seen you getting a second.

Was a mannequin last season and had a criminally poor season before that. Played a very good season the one before that.

Always makes me feel slightly better about my footballing ability whenever I see Lou Kaku try to hold up the ball.