#23

No.

#24

That’s a shame

#25

For who?

#27

Sorry, I was doing an impression of an Italian who’d just been asked which Steve McQueen film stars Michael Fassbender as a sex addict

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#28

my Grandma likes a cheeseboard as a tactical dessert because you can scoop almost all of it up in a napkin and save it for later

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#29

Got to hand it to you Aggsy, this is one hell of a post.

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#30

I’d like to stop people googling stuff during conversations please

#31

Sharing a bed with your darling partner as the default.

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#32

^This. If sharing, separate duvets should be the norm

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#33

I mean, sleeping alone when in a cohabiting couple should not be taboo, not that I want to share a bed with other people’s darling partners. They’re probably even worse.

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#35

Always wondered why farting is such a taboo in polite company. Just a normal side effect of food consumption

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#36

Not the way I do it.

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#37

It isn’t though. It’s very common. It just means you’re old.

#38

the concept of years

OOOH IT’S A NEW YEAR LET’S CELEBRATE IT

nah it literally doesn’t matter

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#39

Hactually it historically has been reserved for wealthier couples, who could afford a second

#40

Fucking so much ^This. Once more round the Sun innit

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#41

I feel the same way about birthdays and anniversaries.

I’m not joking.

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#42

It’s obviously arbitrary and pointless but it’s also a day off work so…

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#43

Oh, I let one go in Oxfam a few weeks back. Everyone in the place stopped what they were doing. Aghast. Clive was terribly embarrassed. I didn’t care.

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#44

yes