Toffee Crisp is ok, Lion is poor
Double Decker is “the best one”
Bang on Bammers.
Everyone ready to hear my D theory again? D choc bars are shite (apart from if they start with Dairy).
FUCK THE LOT OF THEM
it’s way too sugary and goopy, makes your insides hurt to swallow it
You should try refrigerating it perhaps
ordinarily I do put chocolate in the fridge but there’s no point when it’s a soft centred one as it ruins them
I like it when a Double Decker has been in the fridge because the nougat starts hard and ends chewy
well as long as you are happy, that’s the main thing
Thank you for saying that x
I also like this, makes the removing of edge chocolate then the nougat and finally a biscuit much less strenuous.
They should make a chocolate bar that is modular like lego pieces and you can snap them together to build a simple object like a house or a car or a space ship
fucking won’t though will they
So eat all the chocolate off the edges, then eat the nougat off the top, leaving you with the biscuit part for a final crunch. Wash down with tea.
Chocolate in the fridge is ridiculous.
I’ll accept freezer as that is a totally different ball game but fridge… people afraid of flavour.
I like a frozen Mars Bar
The m is meant to be the monkeys arms. Not sure why they’re coming out of his head