Somebody once told me the world is going to roll me

So start putting into a pension early for a comfortable retirement

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She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "C” for Covid

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This corroborates my suspicion that there is nothing worthwhile to do in South Dakota

who in the hell is going to see smash mouth in the year two thousand and twenty

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Ha, my first thought was ‘Thousands to see Smash Mouth?? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Pension returns now are not the safe haven they have come to be accepted as - the death of the DB pension scheme in favour of the DC scheme means that you are now less secure in retirement, and should consider alternative long-term investment strategies.

HEY NOW, YOU’RE A ROCKSTAR

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I would if the world wasn’t broken tbf

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@discobot roll 1d6

:game_die: 5

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Tempted to email this

Email Trevor

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I think I’m a suitable candidate as it says
“If you only like Korn or only Like Smash mouth this band is not for you”

The loophole is that I dislike them both!

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The guy from Smash Mouth’s regular talking voice has serious Buffalo Bill vibes. “Would you fuck Covid? I’d fuck Covid.”