“I have a shoe horn”
It’s a play on words around the word ‘horn’.
“I have a shoe horn”
It’s a play on words around the word ‘horn’.
bless you horn
Are shoe horns still a thing? Feels like something that belongs to a distant era like ivory handled back scratchers.
A boy hit me with a shoehorn with a face drawn on it in marker pen in school once. I was like wtf why did you just smack the back of my neck really hard with some solid object, and he showed me the shoehorn with a face on it (he’s named it but I forget the name now) and expected me to find it really funny and forgive him for hitting me. Which tbf I did, it was pretty funny.
Dunno, was watching a video of mark weins in Japan. They had them there
The boy with the horn in his shoe
Behind the hatred there grew
A murderous desire, for loooove
I’m horny
Shoe horny horny horny
My mum carries one to help her get her shoes on without bending down as much.
All the time?
It’s only about 20 or 25cm long so fits in her handbag
What else is in it?
A shoe horn.
You can’t fit a shoehorn in a shoehorn, don’t be silly.
Very clever joke, this. You deserve your place in that poll.