Someone has been spraying miracle-gro all over my dads allotment

The plot thickens.


Sorry mate

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I told my dad that someone must have sprayed a lot of miracle-gro over his allotment. He looked confused and asked me “what allotment?”, so I said three or four bottles at least.


My dad swears he knew nothing about that batch of miracle grow found on his allotment, he thinks somebody must have planted it on him.

Lovely stuff

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