#1

I have a ticket that I haven’t checked yet. Am I the winner?

  • Probably
  • No

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#3

I’ve got a couple of lines of numbers that i’ve had for years on the main Lottery. Used to regularly win prizes for three and four numbers. Since they changed it from a 49-ball draw in 2015 i’ve not won a penny. Just checked. £1,040 it’s cost me. Fucking insane. Obviously i can’t cancel it.

#4

i’ve always liked you dingdong, just want that on record

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#5

Guys, it was me.

Who wants a new bookcase?

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#6

IT’S A TAX ON HOPE

#wakeupsheeple

#7

Poor woman.

#8

I have not won.

#9

Well, not with that attitude.

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#10

revised my vote

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#11

“People who win the lottery often find it makes them LESS happy!”

Yeah, does it bollocks.

#12

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