Someone is parked in my car parking spaces again

:cold_sweat:

went away for a long weekend visiting family, came back yesterday at about half ten (evening) - big old white van is across both the spaces so we can’t park. Apparently it has broken down, and our stupid neighbour was all like ‘oh yeah they are away, just leave it there’.

FUCKS SAKE

the bloke whose van it is lives in london, he says his AA membership won’t cover it as it’s not in London, some other boring stuff has transpired, just got this stupid van stuck outside the house for an indeterminate length of time

:confused:

HI GUYZ!

Just fucking push it out of the way

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throw one of your tvs at it

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You’re on a private road, right?

Use your neighbour’s parking space.

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For the many, not the few.

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quite expensive and inconvienient

There’s only one practical solution. You’re going to have to sell your car.

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not strong enough :disappointed_relieved:

Just get some kid to help you then

By parking spot do you mean public road outside your house?

If so it’s not your spot.

will break the television and I expect it won’t resole the problem

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stable?

no i do not mean that - as quite rightly that would not be my spot

can’t get in the van (no keys)

also - would be very hot in this weather

:open_mouth:

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Get it towed then.

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they have cars in them

Report it to the fuzz as an abandoned vehicle

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Torch it

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