From the work canteen
Canteen of cutlery
Shit all over a fella’s pain, why don’t you.
it’s only a fork
blah blah carbon
She normally saves that for the patisserie
rode a steel fork to work today
I just used the lift to travel from the 1st floor to the ground floor.
- The vending machine is broken on the ground floor, so
- I had to get a drink from the 1st floor, and
- There are signs on the stairs prohibiting people from carrying drinks up and down flights of the stairs, and
- I’ve not been here long enough to observe whether this rule is respected.
*checks watch* Unambiguous Tuesday Banal
I’m sorry to hear this.
Perhaps they will return it.
Have you got a kitchen area? You might find it left on the drainer.
Pretty sure it doesn’t apply to unopened cans and bottles from a vending machine
But a steaming hot cup of creamichoc?
Not a thing
No way id get anything from one of them
To be honest it was slim pickings.
Is this the banal thread now?
I would just like to inform everyone that I have now reached the status of MEMBER which means I finally get more likes, so now I can be even more of a like-slut! Amazing times.
just had a scone. a scone and butter. 6 fucking raisins in the whole scone. I’m pretty livid about it