Son, I've got a lot of experience in the world of romance and let me tell you something

You can tell a lot about a call by the way she says “Coriander”.

If she pronounces it “Cora-Yanda”, with an emphasis on the “yan”, well thats a red flag right there.

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Cilantro

Weve had a cora-laurel laughs!

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Cora-Yanda

it’s that a that’s the red flag for me

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is this an adrian dunbar quote. feel like he calls everyone son.

This tweet and all the comments absolutely kills me every time it comes up

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Thought he name was Allied?

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You’re thinking of carpets

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‘spiteful arrogance’ gets me every time

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It’s that, plus her face, plus the tangled blinds, plus that she’s sat alone at like a 6 seater table. All of it :kissing: :ok_hand:

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