Sore anus


#1

I’ve got a slightly sore anus. Anyone else got a sore anus today?


#2

Can’t say that I do.

What have you been doing to/with your anus, Smee?


#3

balonz will know what to do


#4

What has that anus of yours been up to Smee?


#5

Bit late in the day for a filth thread.


#6

maybe just wiping a bit too hard


#7

I don’t want to know about


#8

You should be more kind to your anus. It’s the only one you’ll ever have.


#9


#10

Going to need to see some close up pictures.


#11


#12

fuck me


#13

Half a tube of anusol every ten minutes.


#14

DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THINK I SAW??!?!?!?!


#15

I had just sat back down at my desk with a lovely cup of earl grey, a slice of toast with butter and honey, was about to take a big bite when my eyes scrolled up the screen and met with the words “Sore anus” … :confounded:

and just as I typed this you post THAT. I’m leaving now.


#16

Why don’t you scratch it along the ground like a dog?


#17

funnily enough, that emoji looks a bit like the anus up there


#18

sorry witches, didn’t mean to get you to come back in here


#19

Stage instructions:


#20

Haha sure sure.

Definitely leaving now!