Sore anus

I’ve got a slightly sore anus. Anyone else got a sore anus today?

Can’t say that I do.

What have you been doing to/with your anus, Smee?

balonz will know what to do

What has that anus of yours been up to Smee?

Bit late in the day for a filth thread.

maybe just wiping a bit too hard

I don’t want to know about

You should be more kind to your anus. It’s the only one you’ll ever have.

Going to need to see some close up pictures.

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fuck me

Half a tube of anusol every ten minutes.

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DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THINK I SAW??!?!?!?!

I had just sat back down at my desk with a lovely cup of earl grey, a slice of toast with butter and honey, was about to take a big bite when my eyes scrolled up the screen and met with the words “Sore anus” … :confounded:

and just as I typed this you post THAT. I’m leaving now.

Why don’t you scratch it along the ground like a dog?

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funnily enough, that emoji looks a bit like the anus up there

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sorry witches, didn’t mean to get you to come back in here

Stage instructions:

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Haha sure sure.

Definitely leaving now!

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