I’ve got a slightly sore anus. Anyone else got a sore anus today?
Can’t say that I do.
What have you been doing to/with your anus, Smee?
balonz will know what to do
What has that anus of yours been up to Smee?
Bit late in the day for a filth thread.
maybe just wiping a bit too hard
I don’t want to know about
You should be more kind to your anus. It’s the only one you’ll ever have.
Going to need to see some close up pictures.
Half a tube of anusol every ten minutes.
DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THINK I SAW??!?!?!?!
I had just sat back down at my desk with a lovely cup of earl grey, a slice of toast with butter and honey, was about to take a big bite when my eyes scrolled up the screen and met with the words “Sore anus” …
and just as I typed this you post THAT. I’m leaving now.
Why don’t you scratch it along the ground like a dog?
funnily enough, that emoji looks a bit like the anus up there
sorry witches, didn’t mean to get you to come back in here
Haha sure sure.
Definitely leaving now!