Space Jam 2

Dunno, there’s no easy cure for being a crerp but they make perfumes and deodorant

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You wouldn’t really want a canary on your basketball team, would you?

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Saw a claim that the culture warriors are comparing the new film’s Lola to a sexed up fan art version so it’s not even a sane comparison

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i’d still fuck the rabbit

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The only animal I’d want is an elephant. Park it up by the opposite hoop and let it dunk the ball with its trunk

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When?

Lovely posting, this

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whenever!

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Sounds like an Adrian Chiles headline.

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Very smart, IMO.
Was gonna say a Tasman devil might be good but I’m doing some research and a) they’re only small and b) apparently don’t spin very often, if at all. So, another useless teammate.

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will this be better or worse than Jumanji 2 do you think?

it could fly into the opponents eyes and distract them i suppose

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The remakes of Jumanji shit all over the old one.

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Can’t wait to get all new Lola Bunny merch :slightly_smiling_face: real boost for us collectors

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worse probably because the new Jumanjis are very very good

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Jumanji is racist though isn’t it

No I don’t think so?

But they’re arguing about a rabbit with tits either way. What’s sane?

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hon hon hon, ma cherie, it is i… your lover

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Human beings are absolutely wild eh. What a fascinating and stupid species we are.