Spaghetti is just rice for idiots

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I will not elaborate.

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Ain’t no magic spaghetti tree, fools.

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Well you are going to have to elaborate mate. They are fundamentally different served with different things

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Maybe you’re thinking of orzo. But even then, I’d have to disagree with the ‘for idiots’ bit.

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Rice is just chips for pseudo-intellectuals.

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People up and down the world are right now as we speak tucking into curry spaghetti, and I’m pretty sure ol’ Numbers has made it clear what he thinks about them.

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Flat Beat was a choon

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As if I’m gonna start eating rice bolognese

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Why not both

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I did enjoy Koshari when I had it

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What is CousCous

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Isn’t that basically chilli?

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Nah that’s a fruit, indigenous to central America that’s taken the world by storm in recent centuries

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Even if you disagree rissoto al ragù is a thing.

Cacio e pepe rice however would be disgusting!

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Someone clearly hasn’t mastered risotto

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Baby don’t hurt me

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Its an actual Italian recipe. I’m Italian from a rissoto region. Well half.

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Rice rhyme with nice for a reasonn, what does spaghetti rhyme with?

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Moretti

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Hey! Moretti about it.