Sparkling Water

Just the absolute worst. How do you manage to make something markedly worse by adding fizziness? An abomination.

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GBOW imo

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Imagine this was the last thread of all time.

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Ah i see the Baby Council is taking out ads on dis again

Next up: mushroom make mouthy sad.

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It’s fine. fun to have sometimes, but not a patch on OG water

Love how this thread broke the boards for a bit.

Will always find this country’s hatred of sparkling water fascinating btw

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I’m a very powerful man.

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Better for sipping on in meetings than still water. Less likely to down a gallon of it just to have something to do and then add an unbearable urge to piss onto the unbearable sensation of being in a meeting.

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assume it’s viewed as dark magic in the provinces etc etc

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It’s very good and helpful when hungover imo

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Fully agreed funky, a completely worthless iteem

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“Oooh look at me with my fizzy water and my 90% chocolate and my V69 airpressed coffee, I’m such an adult” Try hards.

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The best for hangovers. The best for drinking. Would always take a fizzy water over a still for drinking

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Very useful if you want to make your drink last a long time, because it’s not nice to drink

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it’s fine

most foods and drinks are fine really

Ooh I can’t have water without my bubbles in it

I think it’s clear who the real babies are here

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sometimes I call it spicy water

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it’s better than fine

It’s nonsense.

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EUROPE: hey manches want some normal water

MANCHES: well shittypissing cockwombles I sure do hashtag fbpe let me just put down my dog passport to pay you

EUROPE: here ya go

Hands Manches some water and he drinks it

MANCHES: the fuck is this shit, this isnt water it’s fuel for your evil EU super soldiers im going to use your vaccine to travel back in time and stop you so help me god

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