Speculate on the plot of a film you haven't seen by its title alone

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Elvis returns from the dead, wearing a lot of jewellery

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Bend it like Beckham: David Beckham pursues his love for metallurgy and metalwork in Southall

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The Miseducation of Cameron Post - whitewashed musical biopic based on the seminal hip hop album, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill

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The Italian Job

A romcom in which a young Michael Caine gets a job as a waiter in a restaurant opened by some new Italian immigrants, who seems hopeless until he meets the owner’s daughter.

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Sorry To Bother You

Hugh Grant takes a job as a door-to-door salesman

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12 Angry Men: The true story of UKIP through the ages.
No Country for Old Men: Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine and Anthony Hopkins end up on a 18-30 holiday in Cyprus in a hilarious misunderstanding.
Good Will Hunting: In a Dystopian world where everyone is out to fend for themselves, one woman still believes in charity. She decides to go out on a journey to search for someone else who shares her sense of goodwill to all humankind.
Twelve Monkeys: A scientists chains a dozen monkeys to typewriters in a vain attempt to prove that they WILL eventually write the works of Shakespeare.
Jaws A Moonraker spin off/prequel, showing how Jaws grew up to become the terrifying henchman that we all know and love.

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Austin Powers : a documentary on the engines used to power the British motor industry

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Dancing With Wolves: ITV getting very desperate with their original programming concepts

Would watch.

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I have a feeling that some community members are posting examples of films that they have actually seen.

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Reservoir Dogs : a second rate Lassie / Littlest Hobo copycat film, following the exploits of some canines who live near a man made lake

Back to the Future
A time-travelling story where a group of protagonists find themselves in a version of the future from a period of time in the past – i.e. the hover car, modernist leisure society that accompanied the space race of the 1950s and 60s. Just to check it out and tell people whether it was pure naivety or worthwhile to pursue

full exposure is a good title for this, too…

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Out of Africa

In 1982, two rival record shop owners find themselves forced to join forces as they face a battle with the crooked wholesaler of Toto 7" singles. Contains amusing cameos by Mr T and Peter “Dr Who” Davison as themselves.

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Henry V

Sequel to Henry IV

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The Wolf of Wall Street

A werewolf is loose, murdering investors and bankers of Wall Street just as the financial crash is beginning to decimate the economy. Can anyone be arsed to save them?

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Trainspotting

Two elderly widowers decide to spend their retirement travelling around Europe’s railways. While taking loads of heroin.

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Some Like It Hot

Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon talk about their favourite weather.

Avengers Assemble

Superheroes put together Ikea furniture and Lego kits.

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Coming to America

Harrowing story of a refugee familys quest to find asylum in USA