(speculate on) Things you know fuck all about

How bread is made.

I think wheat is like a big grass and they crush it up in a windmill to make flour then they add yeast in a factory and out comes the bread. Could be wrong though

how to be happy

i assume you just are happy and it just happens.

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Economics
Cooking
Vehicles
Sports that aren’t snooker or football or wrestling
Love
Quantum Physics
Regular Physics

The name David will die out in the next 10 years because it sounds a bit like Covid.

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Anything quantum is basically just spreadsheets isn’t it?

Garderning.

You’re supposed to prune stuff for some reason to make it grow in the right direction? and there’s different types of soil, maybe you only get rare/legendary plants if you have the right soil.

Also you have to talk to your plants to make them happy

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We already have the politics threads!

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Still don’t really understand fridges

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yeah that shit is crazy!

I think they blow out hot air somehow to make the rest of the air colder

electricity: loads of electrons flowing along and then my computer works does it? Ok.

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They make your food cold

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Magnets

As I am Shaggy 2 Dope from ICP

just seems really unlikely though doesnt it

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Phones. Your voice going across the world instantly: magick.

I bought two books on General Relativity yesterday on a whim. I’m in for a cracking weekend.

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yeah it’s the closest thing to magic we have

Make one thing really hot and it makes something else really cold.

Yeah right, pull the other one!

so I make myself cold and my flat will heat itself up to compensate right? do one

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Doesn’t work for ovens though does it. You don’t get a really cold bit behind your oven. Or at least I assume you don’t.

I think it’s mad that you can need a wee and be thirsty at the same time and that one day scientists will fix this.

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