Speedbumps

What if the drivers are children??

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Even better.

jesus man. get over yourself.

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Well worth the wait

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refuse to read it.

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You’re out of control!

Speedbumps are bollocks.

Extra crap to maintain. Noise creators (revving of engines as they pull away trying to maintain lost pace, clatter of vans and goods vehicles, etc). A menace to cyclists (bumps as well as full width humps). Etc etc.

Much better to, y’know, design the road and streetscape properly. As a last resort, give me a (well-designed) chicane over a speedbumps any day.

If you can get an elected representative onside, always better to have them push it than to be a(nother) lone complainer easily dismissed by an under-resourced council officer.

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whats this? (im guessing its not a synth)

Can someone explain why there are sometimes these black ropes laid down across the road?

Booby traps.

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snakes

Speedbumps for guinea pigs.

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Telephone wires

Long poos.

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Like this (very hard to find a picture googling 'black ropes on the road):

Communal liquorice

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The correct answer’s already been mentioned.

It is a traffic counter.

*abacus