Whatever your level of expertise, advanced, intermediate or just starting out in your spitting career, this is the thread for you.
It’s all here in this thread. The best spitting stories, tips, theory, techniques, jokes, cartoons etc.
Can’t spit for toffee? Check out @japes ’ tutorial videos. Link further down.
I’ll kick it off.
So, what’s the gene that makes men spit in the urinal?
Produce lots of saliva so spit lots during a run or footy match. Not much otherwise.
Big fan of bodie’s spitting technique in the wire
I absolutely cannot stand spitting.
I am very vocal if someone spits anywhere I can see it or hear it.
People that use urinals sub thread:
Worse behaviour?
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Spitting is 100% controllable. Farting is mostly controllable, but not always.
Spitting is fucking disgusting. End of.
Got a colleague who occasionally spits into the bin between our desks. Like, spits out bits of food he doesn’t want to chew and stuff. It’s his first proper job and I have no idea how he got it / is still here.
Vile stuff.
Disagree on this one my man!
Usually people farting audibly take a lot of glee and sometimes double up their badness by talking to you as well.
Anon poll
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