Spooning (a gentler thursday filth thread)


#1

Alright shit got way too real last Thursday and I think we’re all still in shock from that.

So:

  • I enjoy spooning
  • I do not
  • Depends

0 voters

I prefer to be:

  • Big spoon
  • Li’l spoon

0 voters

Use this thread to create more polls feat. spooning.


#2

Fine if it’s cold. Awful of its hot. I will be which ever spoon my partner wants me to be (unless it’s hot in which case I will politely decline)


#3

Who on the forum would you like to spoon with?

Big spoon to @thewarn for me. I bet his hair smells clean.


#4

Big spoon to @thewarn for me.


#5

another vote for warn spoonidoff


#6

Don’t fancy a round of HotSpoons?


#7

ah playing a game of spoony spoony are we?


#8

I’m a weatherdependentspoon


#9

yeah i’d go @thewarn y


#10

Just posting to preempt the “forking” joke before anyone makes it. Ta.


#11

wait i have a better joke for this being on a music site let me quickly workshop it


#12

Falling asleep spooniing or embracing in any way’s impossible. Get dead arm within minutes, turn away into the foetal position and zZzZZZZzZz.


#13

Who would you most like to spoon?

0 voters


#14

the spoons are a kind of percussion instrument


#15

if i fall asleep while spooning i’m definitely hammered.


#16

Great when your body wakes you up though like ‘mate, do you want to lose this arm or…?’


#17

@Epimer

Why do drownedinsounders hate being the big spoon?

They’re not a fan of anything on a major ladle

hmm.


#18

Hmm.


#19

but… hmm?


#20

Spooning is good unless you’re somehwree hot and sticky.

I woke up to being spooned* by my toddler the other night, when I’d had to sleep in his bed to comfort him with teething. Normally I spoon him in this situation and cocoon him, but I must have turned over in my sleep and he’s followed suit.

*it was ridiculous, like a little spoon trying to cling onto a big spoon like a limpet.