Sporting Pun Thread 🤣 😂 😂 😐

A thread for all you degenerates who find punning on sporting figures and activities to put them where nobody else has to see them. If they’re kicked off somewhere they will be split off and put here.

Threaddie Howe.

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Wow

You’ve created a lot of extra work for yourself with this pun extradition treaty

Excited to see how it goes

DDG

Dalot
Verane
The Butcher
Malacia

Casimero
Eriksen
Bruno

Sancho
Martial
Rashford

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Only if it gets out of control.

There’s quite a backlog already, or will you not be working retroactively?

Absolutely fuck that.

FINALLY, a thread I can mute straight away.

This post paid for by PROF$.

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goes back and edits previous posts to add more puns

Stephen Caulker

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Think he’ll play Fred over Eriksen. Shame Garner hasn’t been given a chance

YOU MUST ONLY HAVE FUN IN THE DESIGNATED FUN ZONE

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“Your shipment has arrived, as requested in discreet packaging”

1 invite to the Vincent Cumparty

Good thread idea. People were making far too many spoonerised puns about Burnley wingers the other day and the board wasn’t too far off getting a “Ban-You-All Mention”

@jordan_229 Don’t blame it on yourself, just blame it on the Yerevan

A guy called Jerrel

He even revealed that his real name is actually Jerrel.