#11

It’s fine.

I understand that when people put food out for birds they’re usually annoyed about squirrels eating it but squirrels are much better than birds so I like it when you said “I feed the squirrels”

#12

I spotted an iron on the floor of a pub last week, quite a vintage model… Took about five days to realise it was there to keep the pool table baize nice and level.

#13

spotted a police speed camera van on a bridge over the a14 and slowed down

#14

Parklife?

#15

Were you going too quickly in the first place?

#16

Need to speak to my brief before answering

#17

Was it at the baulk end?

#18

Spotted a new Eurostar train for the first time on Saturday.

#19

Spotted a frog in our back garden, minding its own business.

#20

It wasn’t, no. At the triangle end.

#21

Spotted a new Overground train on the Watford - Euston line for the first time last night.

#22

I went on one for the first time at the weekend (as followers of my excellent twitter account will know).

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#23

I hate frogs

#24

seven seconds away

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#25

Spotted a police car parked down the road on my parents street on Saturday

#26

You know what? Fuck you, that’s what.

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#28

ACAB

All cars are being-parked

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#29

Probably “hate” is too strong a word. I just never want to touch one.

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#30

Verdict?

#31

spotted something pretty cool actually but just checked the diary and it was 13 days ago so just missed out