More of a fives man tbh
Tory
I reckon the sport could be improved with a proper toy bouncy ball, and an unlimited number of bounces.
It is quite Tory, isn’t it.
Is that racketball? Genuine question - my knowledge of racketball is based entirely on popular hit movie (with troubling paedo undertones) Big…
I used to play fives*
*MASSIVE Tory…
Never played, despite being very competent at racket sports in general.
I always associate squash with proper 80s yuppies and very short , tight white shorts
Got quite the mental image of HYG going - sweatbands are involved
I’ve played this about four or five times now. Was enjoying it until I fell over. Have since split with the person I played with but would definitely play again. Fun innit.
Prefer racquet ball
Stick some Roxy Music on before a game to really get in the mood.
highest % of utter cunts playing it of any sport - perhaps even higher than polo.
This game is getting sexier by the minute.
Keep typing…
^this, plus that early-90s episode of Casualty where a squash player tripped and fell, the racquet head snapped off and the shaft went into their neck and blood went everywhere.
I found it!
Oh god, I’d be so unfit at the moment. But I’m game.
Enjoy playing it but with the aim of scoring extra points when you hit your opponent.
It’s very fun, played with some mates that play quite a lot. Got trounced by my one mate who is incredible at every sport and is an utter cunt for that reason but gave the other two a good game
thought you’d be a real tennis kind of guy