I sing ‘I’ll be riding bumbum’ to annoy him and he doesn’t even get the innuendo!

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That guy has an unusual voice that I can see a small boy enjoying

We have an Ezra mask which someone hasn’t even bothered to photoshop the spots off.

Who should have done that?

he sounds like barney the dinosaur

The people who sell the mask I think. I mean they must have just found a picture on images and gone for it.

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If someone said to you “He sounds like Barney” without adding “the dinosaur” do you think you would still think they were referring to the dinosaur or to someone else? Rubble or someone they know called Barney or something.

I would imagine Raymond van Barneveld.

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Do you remember Raimond Van Der Gouw?

Yes I do. But I probably have not thought about him in the last five years.

If I have to throw bread away because it’s gone mouldy I like squeezing it really small in the bag before chucking it.

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He was definitely a “housewive’s favourite” (this is a reference to that other thing we were talking about this morning)

i’d probably ask them to clarify

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That would be the sensible move I think

I like doing this too, it’s well fun

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I’ve unsuccessfully tried to find a photo with his shirt off.

We’ll have to make do with Steve:

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Good grief!

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To answer fully, I reckon I squeeze a maximum of 3 packets before I decide whether or not to buy the cookies. 90% of the time you’ll be able to tell the freshness of the batch by the second packet squeeze, the third is just for confirmation.

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Retired age 44, and is now goalkeeping coach at Vitesse. His son Ennio is playing for FC Twente, also as a keeper.

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Is his son a “housewive’s favourite”?