Squirtle squad have placed a 50,000 pound bounty on joke

Bring him to us sobbing or dead and youll recieve payment. We have no tolerance for traitors

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I thought he was one of you top shaggers

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will literally paypal a fiver to any mod who will ban all the squirtle people.

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big ‘anime body pillow’ vibes off all this squirtle stuff

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I think the squirtle squad are pathetic nerds

Embarrassing

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Can’t believe how often I turn heel. Who do I think I am, the Big Show?

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Dont kink shame, what are ya? A tory?

WHY JOKE WHY

I was only ever in the squad as a joke. It was for a bet.

@Joke hate to alarm you mate but looks like @kermitwormit has guessed your password

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Nah, fuck these turtle gimps

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I’m not angry, I’m disappointed

YOU ARE TOYING WITH POWERS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION MORTAL

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you want that fiver or not?

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NOT PARTICULARLY

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I’ll make it a tenner Geesey

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YOU CANNOT BRIBE THE GODS WITH MERE POUNDS STERLING

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aye, pounds not worth a fuck. better off with euros.

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I’ll pay 5 euro (much more useful to you) to make profk a squad member for a laugh.

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