#225

Oh I’m not saying you shouldn’t, you probably should, I’m saying I wouldn’t have the heart. I think working in customer service so long means I basically only go in with the most polite terms, all the evidence already laid out for them, what I think should happen next and lots of self deprecation.

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#226

One of the more pleasurable deaths, imo

#227

I’d rather cut off my own arm than leave a review of any product or survey because I know it’s just labour for someone down the road

#228

Where’s @anon19035908 when you need him

#229

Do yourself a justice, send that one over here and buy a fresh one

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#230

I’m very good, I’m sorry for every bad thing I’ve ever done, please just pizza

She has no idea what’s playing out here

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#231

This kitty has headbutted me with a force I have never before experienced, hissed at me twice, and made a fairly serious attempt at biting me

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I think he’s my new best friend

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#232

Nah, I’ve worked enough customer-facing jobs, I’m absolutely not complaining about some guy who’s gotta deliver pizzas to twats on a Saturday night. This lot have always been alright enough times to earn a fuckup.

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#233

yeah that was a bit mean of me to say.

still, DON’T LIKE EM.

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#234

who knew i would be the meanie

#235

the thing is you’ve got to cook the beeves with propane to get the true taste of beeve and not wood

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#236

I’m up! I’m not going to waste my life sleeping. You only get one and you’ve got to make the most of it!
Im going to sit in my pants and play GTAV on xbox360
#onelife
#livetothefullest

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#237

*checks watch*

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#238

Can’t get back in the house without him following me. Guess I live in the garden now.

I’m cold.

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#239

Think my washing machine has swallowed a sock. Is that a thing that actually happens? I thought it was a joke.

Shan’t sleep now.

#240

Evening all. Watching the Hot Chip streamed gig, which is predictably ace. Alexis Taylor has come dressed as a beekeeper; I wondered whether it was a coronavirus precaution right up to point he took off the protective headgear.

#241

You should name him Garfield. After the very famous… man who designed Netrunner

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#242

what sort of criminal would you be if you had to choose one?

this is my dream job:

#243

Have you posted this before?

It seems familiar.

#244

yeah. i think about it a lot though.

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