Loiterer
This is some great bants from me cause you were all expecting me to say cat but then I flipped it and made a nerd joke
Guys?
reckon you’d be a good burglar.
Bad pizza delivery driver
Because of my cat-like physique and agility?
I think I’m probably a blackmailer if anything. I’m not smart enough for cybercrime, tidy enough for assassination or tough enough for real crime.
join me
I called him Mr Sneeps
I don’t know why
Some sort of Robin Hood wealth redistribution scheme. Five months away from the gym has given me the perfect physique for the Friar Tuck role.
Anyone else watching bgt
My friend did psychology at uni and she profiled me and said if I were to commit a crime it’d be one of passion. Can you make a living out of that?
Will it be like joining a made family where I get good tables at restaurants or joining a triad where I lose a finger?
Oooh I’d well love to be profiled.
It’s not all its cracked up to be
mr sneeps famously buried cheese during the fire of london
Total pasta success yeaa
So I went round to my pals today and we had crayfish linguine and tiramisoup.
Then I saw this extinction rebellion good doggo
I want to hug Honey so much it hurts
We’re all moved in different ways but different things and that’s okay and also kinda wonderful (Yes, I have had a prosecco or two)
Got into bed after a week of being woken by a 1 and/or 6 year old. Big sleep coming up.
