Confirmed weapons: Anne Robinson, Noel Edmonds, Vorderman, Riley, Jim Davidson, Ant,
Probable weapons: Chris Tarrant, Alexander Armstrong, OSMAN, Forsyth, that twat from The Chase, Roy Walker
Fine, Iād imagine: Jasper Carrott, Wil G Stewart
Probably lovely: Ben Sheppard, Dec
Definitely lovely: Bob Monkhouse, Twice Nightly Whiteley, Dale Wints, Les Dennis