Oh dear. Can I interest you in a wink to make up for the xenophobia?

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Would be fine for 200 posts then descend into unpleasantness when someone nominated ā€˜people who go abroad’ or ā€˜children’ or something.

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both going in

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ā€˜someone’ we all know who

What about children who go abroad?

that and a confessions thread - both like chucking a lit match onto a haystack

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fine until they come back

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Nope, didn’t mean anyone specifically.

or a clown walking into a dining room

On a cruise ship?

indeed

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Will never get over that story.

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Confirmed weapons: Anne Robinson, Noel Edmonds, Vorderman, Riley, Jim Davidson, Ant,
Probable weapons: Chris Tarrant, Alexander Armstrong, OSMAN, Forsyth, that twat from The Chase, Roy Walker
Fine, I’d imagine: Jasper Carrott, Wil G Stewart
Probably lovely: Ben Sheppard, Dec
Definitely lovely: Bob Monkhouse, Twice Nightly Whiteley, Dale Wints, Les Dennis

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the chat has moved on but I think it’s important that I get that out of my system

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there’s a welsh language football comedy called C’mon Midffild and seeing its title on my telly always does me a bit

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Pretty sure several of those are dead

Another thing that I thought was a joke. Had no idea he’s a real person

it’s always tricky with the old/dead ones

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incredibly gifted comedian imo, and by all accounts a proper legend and a lovely guy

probably did awful things then, i’m sure it’ll come to light

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i was at Reading at the time and rumours swept the campsite and we all assumed it was bullshit cos no one had WAP on their phone (WAP meant a different thing back then

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