Thought I was gonna have to battle two neds loaded up with Buckie when I was out with the dug there.
They were very vocal as they were approaching “mate, I’m taking your dug”. Repeatedly. Gave them a look cause what the fuck else am I gonna do, I can take a punch but much less reliable if it comes to actually doling one out.
When they got within ten feet it changed to “nice dog, mate” and I said “cheers”, then they were on their merry way shouting about their female companion’s std and slurring some celtic song. Wallopers.